THE PITCH
October 26, 2000
You're the One
By Scott Wilson
Paul Simon recently explained his 1983 misfire, Hearts and Bones, to an
interviewer as an album that contained songs others talked him into releasing
despite his belief that the material was weak. It's easy to hear why that album
would be on Simon's mind as You're the One hits stores. You're the One
is a disjointed set of love songs that reimagines the deep bruises of Hearts
and Bones (recorded around the time of Simon's divorce from Carrie Fisher)
as a resigned twinge. (It's also the first Simon project since then to benefit
from his sense of humor.) Though its sound isn't compromised with trendy
synthesizers and Simmons drums as Hearts and Bones was, You're the One
seems similarly unfinished, as though Simon had given up trying to sew his
various lyrical notions together and instead darned some handsome socks with the
scraps.

The two best songs, the title track and "Darling Lorraine," are immediate and sharp (though the latter borrows liberally from Graceland's "Crazy Love" and title track). "Lorraine" chronicles the highs, lows, and grim finale of a marriage like a musical John Updike novel; "You're the One" glides on the insistent hook of Simon's melody and the Downy-soft playing of guitarist Vincent Nguini (a musical foil for Simon important enough to rival Art Garfunkel). Even while relying on drummer Steve Gadd to reintroduce a drum kit to globetrotter Simon's sound, the album --especially those songs -- remains on very friendly terms with the ticking of Brazilian and African percussion, which is to the good.
Ask somebody to love you/You got a
lot of nerve, Simon
sings on "Look at That," one of the album's slightest numbers. The verses
compare marriage -- They close their eyes and now their dreams are legal
-- to the flight of an eagle -- Over the mountain, the eagle flies/Through
clouds of fire ... you can't believe it. Simon has salvaged worse metaphors
before, but the chorus of "Look at That" squanders anything compelling the song
has built up. And like too many of these new songs, it ends abruptly. Two songs
later, the stately "Love" wanders away from its "burning temples" and "weeping
cathedrals" to burp the sub-Brian Wilson banality We crave it (love) so
badly/Makes you want to laugh out loud when you receive it/And gobble it like
candy. It's a sharp left turn from the poetic grace of 1990's Rhythm of
the Saints. It's even pretty far removed from the structure and focus of the
poorly executed Capeman. Simon seems to realize that his first solo
project in a decade is tentative. His singing on "Pigs, Sheep, and Wolves" is
uncharacteristically rubbery, even if it's not especially funny to hear him slur
He's a half-a-ton of pig meat. And the first and last songs
overcompensate, stretching their appealing quietude to hymnal solemnity. Given
Simon's self-criticism, it might have made everybody happy if he'd stitched the
words to Hearts and Bones' good half to the pristine production and
playing of You're the One.